FARTUTZT...

"Bewitched, Bothered & Bewildered" Music: Richard Rodgers
Lyrics: John Forster

Since I met her I'm on shpilkes,
In a tsimmes, all ablur.
She's so oysgeshtrozelt that I've
Put a kvell on her.

Fartutzt am I, Farshvitst am I,
Meshugga, Farshlugga, Farblitst again,
Farktutzt, Fuddled und Farblondget am I.

Farmisht bin ich, Farbissht bin ich,
As limp as a kasha varnisht bin ich,
Fartutzt, Fuddled und Farblondget am I.

Lost my heart to a shiksa.
Mama zogt, "She's a goy!
What kind of son picks a shiksa?
Better you should pick a nice Jewish boy!"

A klutz with love, a putz with love,
Well, now I know never to futz with love.
Fartutzt, Fuddled und Farblondget am I.

© 1997 Limousine Music Co. (ASCAP)