TYPE A

Be-Bop Version

Music & Lyrics: John Forster

The CEO of an S&L was an A-1 SOB
His MO went from PDQ right through ASAP
FYI GOP MBA from USC. And also totally--
Type A

The CEO...his S&L...its P&L...NG.
FDIC real PO'ed, ditto SEC.
S&L gonna fail; FBI on his trail; SOS. Time to bail.
Type A

Copping Z's, BVD's, 4 AM he wakes.
Head aches like TNT, anxiety, the shakes.
This is not PMS; better call EMS.

EMS takes BQE, North on FDR
29th, NYU, straight to the ER
They give the guy a CAT, an MRI, an EKG.
By the bye, they notice he's
Type A, not B,
Not Q or R or S,
But Big Time A.
i.e., this guy's a mess.

He has TB, he has VD, he has BO. (PU)
His EEG is not OK, which KO's his IQ.
2 RN's, 1 MD...all agree:
It's RIP, unless he can learn to be
Type B

The RX from his MD was mainly... R&R.
Some NFL, some PLJ, some G&S, some T&A.
[or lessons on guitar] Some Do re mi, some TLC. He'll soon be up to par.

Moral:

You could feel AOK, yet end up DOA
Unless you learn to be
Type B.

Q.E.D.

© 1996 Limousine Music Co. (ASCAP)